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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.

No party is as bad as its leaders.

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The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Things will get better

I never met a man that I didn't like.

uMshado WamaNazeretha KaLungile Hlongwa noThembisile Chagi

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

I believe there is something out there watching us.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it

To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

Whatever you are, be a good one.